Lyrics

How the fuck did we end up in a place
Where healthcare is evil, education is waste?
And worshipping a diaper-wearing dolt
Is synonymous with patriotism?

How in the fuck did we get here?
How in the fuck did we get here?
How in the fuck did we get here?
How in the fuck did we get here?
How in the fuck did we get here?
How in the fuck did we get here?

Once upon a time, there were two rich, greedy fuckers
Who met at a fancy club and got to talking about
How their workers were trying to unionize
And maybe we should stop that

And then they got all their other rich friends
And they all joined in a club together
And then they put their money into a trust
And then they put that trust in a big black bag
And then they had a party and they got to drinking
And then they got to scheming and they put together MAGA

The MAGA movement was born
The MAGA movement was born
The MAGA movement was born

How the fuck did we end up in a place
Where climate is fake and black people are bad?
And worshipping a diaper-wearing dolt
Is synonymous with patriotism?

And then they got all their other rich friends
And they all joined in a club together
And then they put their money into a trust
And then they put that trust in a big black bag
And then they had a party and they got to drinking
And then they got to scheming and they put together MAGA

The MAGA movement was born
The MAGA movement was born
The MAGA movement was born

How the fuck did we get here?
How the fuck did we?